Movie Time

Well it's been more than a month now and yesterday I had my first day of work post-Hess. Pretty weird to teach somewhere else after 6 years of Step Ahead and Hess hippos. Shane was quite different from what I'm used to and having the freedom to take my 10 minute break when I ever I wanted was strange. The kids were pretty cool if a little more standoffish than I'm used to, but overall it was good to be back in front of the whiteboard. It certainly didn't help that I was accidentally told to prepare the wrong lesson, so I had to teach my first class after over a month of vacation off the cuff. Not what I had in mind but I guess it went well enough because the manager offered me a job when I left.

For other work, I've got a couple tutoring jobs lined up that I'm keen to get started on, especially the one near Dong Hai where I get to tutor the president of a synthetic rubber company and his sales team.

It's also looking like the first week of November will be my last in Taiwan and this grand adventure will finally come to a close. There'll be a big post for that when it gets closer, along with a big party I'm sure.

Recently I've had a few people ask me for some movie recommendations so I thought I'd put something up about the movies I've smashed through in between job applications over the last few weeks. Click on any image to pull them up in Lightbox and mouse-over for my comments. Agree with my star rating? Disagree? Leave me a comment!

Eight Points of Kicking Ass

As I said in my last entry, for the last four months I've been learning Muay Thai. If you're unfamiliar with it, it's an eight-point style of kickboxing that hails from Thailand. In Muay Thai you learn to utilize your fists, elbows, knees, and shins to brutalize your opponent into submission, unconsciousness, or a really sincere apology.

Back in April/May I was looking for a new hobby to get into and also another way to keep fit after a few months of beating my body back into shape. Eric had started going to fitness classes at a small gym on the south side of Taichung that also had Jiu Jitsu and he said they wanted to open a Muay Thai class. I only knew the basics about Muay Thai but thought that it was just what I was looking for, so I signed up.

Man, that first class had me feeling sore.

One of the things that sets Muay Thai apart from other fighting styles is the use of the clinch. Boxers clinch when they get tired and or want to avoid a few punches, so they close with their opponent and basically hug each other. But, MT fighters use the clinch to control their opponent's head blast knees into their chest, ribs, or face. So, you spend a lot of time trying to get a grip on your partner's head and pull it down so you can practice putting them to sleep with blunt force trauma. When I drove home after that first class I had to prop my head up with my hands because my helmet felt abominably heavy on my exhausted neck. Not to mention the fact that I was totally drained from kicking pads with all my might and learning that my left leg was pretty stupid compared to my right. However, I like a challenge and learning how to fight could certainly be handy someday, so I've stuck with it.

Our class usually runs like this:

  • 3 minutes of jump rope, 20 push-ups, 3 minutes of rope, 20 crunches, 3 minutes of rope, 20 squats
  • 2 rounds of shadow boxing
  • Stretch 
  • Clinch (2 minute rounds, swapping partners each time with increasing intensity)
  • Drills and techniques
  • Sparring (Tuesdays)
  • Blast (Thursdays)

Pretty much every class I slam through about 3 liters of water and wish I had more. Sometimes we don't turn on the AC, either, and I don't get sweaty so much as wet. Fun. Oh yea, a blast is a bit of cardio madness right at the end of class, such as punching the heavy bag as hard and as fast as you can for 20 seconds. Which doesn't sound so bad until you do it for 5 minutes with 40 second breaks if you're lucky.

Demitri, our teacher, is a very experienced fighter and has done around five MMA matches. He's studied boxing, Muay Thai, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu, and probably a few others. In other words: you wouldn't like him when he's angry.  

He's hard but fair in class, and he makes sure that we're pushed hard and earn our water breaks. It's equally fun and terrifying to spar against him and I get in a lick now and then, but usually it's me soaking up the damage and trying to hang tough. It gets hard to endure the barrage of hurt he throws at me and also plan a counter move that won't get me a kick to the leg, ribs or head. He's fast.

Usually I feel a little disappointed if I leave class without sore spots or bruises; I kinda like having battle scars to show off. Here's a few photos of how  Muay Thai has beaten me up so far (click to have them come up in Lightbox).

As I mentioned above, at the end of class on Tuesdays we get to spar against each other and try to use what we've been learning. We wear lots of protective gear, which helps, but we still end knocking each other around quite a bit. Usually for leg and body kicks we hit nearly full on, but, understandably, we soften things up a bit for head shots.

Now, yes, I usually come out of class with a couple tender spots (or a black eye!), but that comes naturally when you are learning how to fight. Part of learning how to hit is also learning how to get hit and keep moving. I feel fantastic and in shape and enjoy the challenge every time I go to class and it's instructive being pushed to my limits of endurance and mental toughness. This kind of thing is certainly not for everyone, but it is definitely for me.

In closing, here's a clip of Eric and I wailing on each other at the end of class recently. At 38 seconds you see some of the clinch I mentioned earlier. Can you tell who is who?


So this is unemployment...

                                    Abiding, of course.

After six years with Hess I've finally jumped ship. I think it's been a long time coming and for the first time since university, I'm unemployed. Completely. After almost two weeks, adjusting to having so much free time continues to be a slow process. The first week was super, super weird because of the distinct and utter lack of any agenda. I found myself often feeling a bit anxious, on edge. Probably because I was without any classes to prepare for or teachers to observe, etc. Weird how I never noticed all that stuff hanging out in the back of my head all the time. But, you're probably wondering: "What have you been up to, you lucky bastard?"

Besides watching a lot of movies, coding, and eating, time has slipped past rather quickly. It's almost like I have so much time to do anything that a lot of the time I end up doing...nothing. Well, mostly nothing. It's been really nice to have the time to burn on reading and watching movies. Soon I also might: Drive around the island on my motorcycle, take a week to train Muay Thai in Thailand, or just soak up some rays down south.

I have been spending some time every day learning Python on my own as the Coursera class I was enrolled in has finished. Speaking of which, if you've never coded before, I seriously recommend that you give it a try. There are quite a few languages and learning any one of them could not only be useful to you but also looks great on a resume. And that's to not the mention the fact that it's fun. I personally love the problem solving aspect of it and the need for proper syntax appeals to my meticulous nature (warning: it can be frustrating). As a real life example, before I quit teaching I got tired of using a calculator to tally up my students' cards to figure out how many bonus points to give them on their next test. So, I wrote a program to do it for me. 

                                          Dance, robot monkey. Dance!

If you'd like to check out some coding stuff, my advice is that you go over to Code Academy, and make an account. Start with HTML/CSS and jQuery as they are the simplest, and if you get stuck there's loads of helpful folks in the forums.

Now, on a more serious note.

As things stand I should be out of Taiwan in two months or so.

For good.

I found out last week that my landlord is going to sell my apartment once my lease is up in October and that seems to jive with everything else lining up at the moment. My plan right now is to duck out of Taiwan and set up camp at Poppa Weiss' place until I find a job. For the last few months I've been hammering out my resume and cover letter(s) for employment in NYC to see what comes back. No hits so far, but I've seen a few things at non-profit companies that I think I would like and would probably be good at. Keep your fingers crossed for me; I might need it.  If you know anyone in the city who's hiring, let me know!

I promise updates on that stuff as more things develop.

Anyway, in the last 10 days or so I've smashed through quite a few movies. Here's what I've been through so far, watch the crappier ones at your own peril (especially Need for Speed), and check out that nifty star rating I gave each one. Also, keep your eyes peeled for my next entry about my new hobby, Muay Thai, and how fun and often how painful it can be.

New and improved

 Welcome to the new page. I just upgraded from Squarespace v5 to Squarespace v6 and so far the new version is super-great!

It's been a very, very long time since I did any life updates on here and I'm burning day light at the moment so I'll keep this first entry rather brief.

August 2nd will be my SIXTH year in Taiwan, how incredible is that? I've been here for more than half a decade and that time has absolutely flown by. Things are in a bit of an uproar at the moment as I'm quitting my job at Hess in two months and then taking a month off to chill the fuck out. Can't wait.

As for my plans after that...still up in the air. I suppose its better to have too many options as opposed to being trapped or limited to a few, but that can be equally overwhelming.

For new stuff, I've started to going to classes to learn Muay Thai, and so far learning how to kick-box has been uber fun. Call me crazy but I actually enjoy having a hobby that leaves me exhausted and not without a few bruises. I even get to try and punch my teacher in the face every Tuesday and sometimes I even succeed. Although the important part after that is avoiding his punches and I'm getting better at that. 

Now I'm off to the pool, enjoy your weekend, chumps.


Four years, already?

Well, it's been two years since I last did an update on my life in Taiwan, so I figure its high time for another one. My blog petered out after I was here for a while, as many blogs do. The shine of being here wears off a bit and the stuff that used to wow you on a daily basis gets pretty normal, pretty mundane. 

Although I doubt I'll ever get accustomed to the driving here as most days the word "lawless" comes to mind. A good day is usually when the number of people that seem hell bent on making me into a pancake numbers less than five.

So, I'm still in Taichung and I'm still teaching for Hess. Learning the ins and outs of teaching was more than enough to keep me occupied for my first two years and I worked hard at it, gobbling up every opportunity to sub classes or do story houses that I could find. I guess that got noticed and in a moment of severe indiscretion my boss promoted me and I got the big desk at Dong Chu branch and became HNST. That stands for Head Native Speaking Teacher and officially created my first footprint onto the mangerial landscape. 

That, overall, has been an excellent experience. It can be a bumpy ride acting as a liason between the foreign and the Taiwanese staff but most of the time I really quite enjoy it. Particularly when I get to go meet the new teachers when they come to Taichung. I doubt I'll ever forget that moment when I stepped off the bus in Taichung four years ago and first met Shaun and Betty, both of whom have been fantastic mentors over the last four years. I like that I'm on the other end of that now. Now, when people first come to Taichung they meet me. Pretty cool.

After my first year I really enjoyed being a veteran teacher and being able to show the newbies the ropes and share my experiences so that they could learn from them. Now, as HNST, I get to do branch trainings on the finer points of being a teacher in Taiwan. I'm a mentor, of sorts. Moreso for some than others as frequently the people I train go to other branches. But, some of them go on to one of my three branches and I get to work with them a great deal more.

Outside of work I'm staying busy writing and I've also learned to brew; which has been awesome. There are few things I enjoy more than coming home from a particularly long day at work and being able to crack a homebrewed beer. I've mentioned this to a lot of people but I'll mention it again, the beer situation in Taiwan is pretty dire most of the time. Having the option of something other than commercial lager and that something being homebrewed by yours truly is fairly kick-ass. I've also gotten into making wine and from what my critics tell me I'm doing a pretty sweet job at that too (pun?). But, I'll leave my tales of brewing to my brewing page which is here.

And there's also Sue.

She's my girlfriend. She's fucking awesome. I worked with her when I first got here, for about a year and a half and then she went back to NYC. But, as fate would have it, she became single and I duped her into thinking I was worth dating and I have since kept her doped to the eyeballs with magic spells and ether, so she hasn't gotten wise yet.

We've been dating for a year and a half and as of yet we have not spent any time together back home in the U.S. We have, however, gone to Japan and Singapore and I would definitely recommend both places if you haven't been. Though, you should think about getting to Singapore during the "winter" as the summers there are unbearably hot!

Anyway, I won't get all mushy and doe eyed on here, not my style. But suffice to say that she is great.

Also, she has a kick-ass website which you can see here

Aside from that stuff things are still great here. Kind of weird now to think that I spent most of my twenties in a foreign country and I won't get to do that again anywhere else. Get busy livin', they say.

Cheers.